All Hail Kira.

It finally happened. I found religion.
I have a new God and his Name is Kira. He’s in his early 20’s and a Japanese detective and supernatural killer. Kira is the protagonist of writer Tsugumi Ohba’s (A.K.A Hiroshi Gamou) and Illustrator Takeshi Obata’s Series Death Note. For the benefit of the reader I should explain that after watching Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and spending another month waiting to not like Transformers the movie,I decided that lfe was no longer worth living and devised a way to take Joel Schumacher and Dick Cheney with me into an enivitable, hellish death-spiral of depression and suicide. But then Death Note came and cradled me in it’s black bossom, and I came to know the love of Kira. Kira posses the Death Note, a note book that kills once person real name is written on its pages. In most anime series the Death Note probably wouldn’t be used much, and when it was some inane circumstance would stop it from working (fucking Dragon Ball-Z..fucking Spirit bomb…FUCKING GOKU!!) but not in this series. In fact by the second episode Kira, whose real name is Yugami light, starts killing criminals like a Texas governer on a coke benige during an election year. Yugami Light’s ultimae goal is to make the world where anyone who deviated from his idea of morality and ethics would face instaneous death; sort of like the way the U.S. views Canada and Mexico and Panama, Urguay, Brazil…etc, only more effective and less dickish.
Circumcnstances surrounding the lives of Death Note’s creators explain the cryptic, David Lynch on acid, Velvet Goldmind-like, quasi sexual, reverse Uusal Suspects feel of the show. The aurthor Tsugumi Ohba (A.K.A Hiroshi Gamou) Is either a hyper inteligent bodiless Japanese entity created by crossing the D.N.A. Akira Kirosowa and alien D.N.A., or Hiroshi Gamou the creative mind behind this .
Mangaka Takeshi Obata, a fasionista with an eye for mod style which rivals the band Televison, France,Daft punk, and all the hipsters you know, was recently arrested when Japanese officials a nine inch long knife in his car. After considering these facts, watching an ubsured amount of fan subs, (Japanese episodes subtitled by english speaking fans) and learning about the up and coming realease of Death Note on DVD; I conclude that: A. all the horibble events leading up until I saw Death Note were divine providence. B. Tsugumi-san and Takeshi’san are profits of Kira. And C. That I am now charged with the glorious privilige of spreading the word of Kira and beseeching my new god to include the names Puff Daddy, Brendon Urie, Will Smith, and Andy Dick in the ring of names penned in the Death Note. Go forth and worship Kira, the The Prophet has spake….errr spokeneth!!