Friday, February 1, 2008

Hey Vets No Regrets!!!

Wait... Wait... did Bill O'Reilly actually mock black veterans on national television? I know that It's acceptable for the media to pervert realistic portrayals of the plight of veterans; from the ones blasted on crack and hopping to get blanket before midnight to the ones meandering through congress delegating laws at break neck speed hopping for revenge against long dead communist shadows and 'slant eyed devils' to get a sniff of the elusive odor hero worship. With John McCain being the Republican front runner for the 2008 primary election and the release of what, due to the laws of gravity and horrific plastic surgery will probably be the last Rambo movie, it's obvious that the U.S. Media, Left and Right, gives less than a half ounce of Bill O'Reilly's about the way that fictional veterans are portrayed. But what about real ones?

Hey Vets No Regrets!!!


Wait... Wait... did Bill O'Reilly call disgruntled veterans Myths? It's acceptable for FOX to turn patriots to socialist demons the second they ask for what they're owed and distort the fact that even though Vietnam occurred over 30 years ago 44% homeless vets who served in the Vietnam war. This could mean that veterans of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan could bloat the percentages of homeless vets to a size equal to Bill O'Reilly's massive ego. Conservative pundits like O'Reilly like to separate cause and effect of the economic decline to joblessness, joblessness to homelessness, homelessness and joblessness leading to depression and drug dependency. Alcoholism and PTSD consume the lives a of veterans leaving them empty vacuous shells. GI Bills fail to fulfill the promises of education and support asserted by those comic book commercials of men fighting dragons and and motes of lava. Of course the 1944 GI bills is about as authentic as werewolves, Gorgons, and Anne Coulter's soul.

It is unfair to say that all Conservatives believe that vets don't exist, they definitely believe In John McCain. As the Republican front runner in the 2008 primary election John McCain has become the Scion of the Conservative obedient WWII veteran that never existed. McCain takes his role as a representative of the successful vet seriously and has done everything he could think off to be successful. He's rich as hell! And all that money comes from his own hard work (Marrying a rich beer heiress and having parties where people pay 100 dollars a plate to shake his hands). Would the people who pay to simply eat near John McCain fork up money to spend an evening with the homeless veterans who forgot to marry rich? Its a perfect opportunity for some of the salt of the earth authenticity they use to get elected in impoverished areas to rub off on their tailored suits. I wonder if McCain has called up any of the vets he served with in Vietnam to congratulate them on the passing of the new GI bill he didn't support?