Former Secretary of State belives George W. Bush can alter reality with his thoughts ... and crap ice cream.

After the Obama administration waffled on whether officials who ordered the water boarding of prisoners who may have known about possible terrorist threats Condoleezza Rice was caught off guard at Stanford University marking what will the last time that "f@#k you next question" could be used as a rhetorical technique by former remembers of George W. Bush's administration. (It should be noted that this technique was never used on the true patriots like Shepard Smith and further noted that is not technique doesn't mean you're a mean douche if Dick Cheney says you can say it.)